I have been making cartoons since the late 90s. If it's any good then I probably posted it on here. These things go back pretty far. I reckon anything before 2004 and it's starting to get seriously lo-fi. Hey, maybe that's your thing. See how much you can take. As you may have noticed, this website doesn't keep with the times. If a page is broken or contains old technology that is no longer supported then let me know. I'll fix it eventually. Even this paragraph is straight out of web 1.0: explaining that the page is under construction. The modern way is CLEAN - EMPTY - TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL - DROP THE "THE". Personally I say SOD THAT. I am keeping it over-explained, over complicated and un-cool. Fuck Justin Timberlake.

Stuart is a man with a very special plastic hand. He takes it everywhere and does everything with it. All hail Plastic Hand.

It's a pre-sequel / origin / lost episode / reboot. Back on one day in July 2010 I spoke a bunch of nonsense into a microphone for about 25 minutes. Maybe less. I don't know where the voice came from and I don't know where it went. I could never find it again. From that audio I made 4 episodes of "Not Stanley" and provided some visuals. There was leftover audio but I didn't know what to do with it....until now. I have edited together the remaining parts and made this new/old lost episode. For context the first part of the episode is the first ever Not Stanley audio recorded and the last part is the last ever audio. I could never do the voice again after that.

Salad Fingers meets someone unexpected while doing his postal rounds. This is the first full episode of Salad Fingers which doesn't push towards even more advanced visuals. I felt I had pushed it far enough with episode 11 and it was time for a reset.

Here's a cheeky little treat. Throwback style mini episode of Salad Fingers. After the first 5 episodes of Salad Fingers, I began adding textures and stuff. This was fine until it got out of hand and I ended up spending a whole year making episode 11. I am very proud of those episodes but I can't keep making them like that. I'd never get anything done. This is a test to see if I can make episodes that I am happy with in just Flash. I actually enjoyed making this episode and it didn't take over my life. Expect more.

Burnt Face Man is back after 10 years away. Lots of dirty pervs have been using a time portal to escape justice for their crimes. It is up to Burnt Face Man to stop them.

Sock Six is a window into a place that really exists. A cafe where adventure begins. Great horrors and romance await inside.

HELO MYU NAME IS JERRY JACKSON + IAM BACK COS I MADE A NU CART2N I HAVENT MADE A CART2N 4EVA BUT I GOT A BIT OF TIME SO IAMADE THIS ABOUT RELIGON AND HOW IT EFECTS US AND HOW 2 BEHED UR M8S IT IS WELL GUD I GAVE IT A 6/10 ORIGINERLY BUT THEN I CHANGE MY MIND AND GIVE IT A 10 COS THE TIMES CHJANGED.

Pre-Chewed Food is a hassle-free product. You don't need to think about it because you have already bought it. We take the hassle out of the boring tasks in life leaving you to focus on the golden moments.

Mr. Fingers has the most beautiful little flesh boy in the whole world. Such a kind-hearted boy.

This was just a short Salad Fingers video to celebrate 1 million subs on Youtube.

The time has come for CREAM - the latest product that will fix your life. This is the story of Dr. Bellifer, a scientific genius, who after years of smashing particles together, reveals his revolutionary new product: a cream with the power to fix all of the world's problems.

Trying to make sense of the news. The news won't happen. The rotting newscorpse. We make the news. The news exploded. Big bits in a bag of newspiss. Bits of buggery newsy shit. No one news. No one could nevernews. It's a Factbomb. Truthbomb. Not Lying News. Newsergate. Newsbomb. The dogsmack news witnessing the great news crash clickbait cracknews makes a stink news from the dogpipe. Nothing is happening anywhere ever. There is no news. The news hasn't happened yet. The news didn't happen, did it? The news won't happen, but you'll forget about old news that never happened as the promise of new news will replace it. Exploding newspiss. These were just discarded titles, mainly.

Health Reminder: Lesson 3. LISTEN! This is your doctor speaking. I'm afraid that you have declined into a bird-like state of mental unwellness. If you would like me to open your skull and take a look at your wires, I'd be pleased to give it my best, I must warn you though, I have no idea what I am doing.

In this animated music video, Flying Lotus has a load of babies running around in his head. He gets decapitated and sliced up. Fun for all the family.

It's Hubert Cumberdale's birthday and he's got some lovely new trousers, but Milford is feeling a bit ill, so Salad Fingers sets out to find the doctor.