THE FATPIE YEARS 2002-2004

Full episodes eh? This site was originally set up for my full length Fat-Pie episodes based on characters from my Jim's Story series. I made these in 2002 - 2004, before I discovered flash. They were shown at Slack Video in late 2003 and gained a very small fan base, since then the fan base has been upgraded to just "small". There won't be any more of these in the future. Warning: not very good.
EPISODE 1 :: BURGER TASH :: FATPIE DEBUT
 

The Local shopkeeper "Pelk" sells new product called chool bars and they are an instant hit! Everyone becomes addicted to the magical snack. Around about the same time, burger-tashes seem to be the new fad around the town of Bolingbrooke (dirty soft moustaches with huge gaps in) The problem is, everyone's tashes are growing at a rate of knots and people are needing to shave every hour. Some people who don't shave start growing huge ZZ-top beards, and then, when at a certain length, the beards begin to get violent and lash out at people, Killing hundreds. Jim, on the other hand is more concerned about Dishwasher Smith, a stuck-up wanker who stole his girl and spat in his face. To find out what becomes of this big hairy mess, watch the damn episode. Contains foul smells and sexy violence.

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EPISODE 2:: DANE vs POUND MAN :: CHAV INVASION

Despite starring in his own europop music video and becoming an international porn dealer, Dane finds himself in deep financial trouble and figures that it's because of "Pound Man" another entrepreneur who runs a similar business. Dane tries to use the town's "Smackhead" problem to his advantage with a clever new scam, but fails. Dane learns that Pound Man is also in similar debt so they join forces. Meanwhile a new kid called Godphrey turns up who speaks just like Jim and steals his friends. To find out where this strange clone came from and why Pelk has a hospital ward built into the back of his shop watch the damn episode. Contains adult situations and random dancing.

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EPISODE 3:: THE DAY THE LOCAL SHOP CAUGHT FIRE :: A FATPIE EPIC

How the hell did a bizarre foreign slapstick comedy bear become so popular? How did Freddy manage to find the most annoying friend of all time ? All I know is that Lazy Lemon created the universe, but got enraged when he saw what happened to it after spending the last few-thousand years in a forest. He sent a 6 armed man to burn down Pelk's shop in some attempt to get revenge on his human creations.....so what does this have to do with a stupid bear ? Maybe everything!

INTERESTING: There is a chocolate bar in Canada called "Big Turk" very much like Fatpie's own Turkish shopkeeper.........Thank you to all you wonderful Canadians for sending me Big Turk bars especially Katie for sending me a whole box of them!

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EPISODE 4:: THE GREAT SMETE :: ABORTED

PROJECT ABORTED. SORRY

What the flying wank is "The James Beatie Croth" ? and why does it state that "Smiling Pete drops from the sky every morning riding a wet dog"?.......and why does Freddy become Australian?.....and what the piss frag pipe is a Washing Machine Emulator? find out soon........

PROJECT ABORTED - WATCH THE ONLY COMPLETED SCENE
FURTHER PIE :: 2005 -
The Fat-Pie series may have ended but many of the characters have made the jump into other little cartoons and sketches. Smiling Pete made an appearance in Burnt Face Man, Jim appeared in The Child That Smelt Funny, Dane, Lazy Lemon and Freddy all appeared in The World Within A Sock, a series of 4 short cartoons for Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe and many of the characters make appearences in our Podcast.
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