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THE FATPIE YEARS 2002-2004 |
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Full episodes eh? This site was originally set up for my full length Fat-Pie episodes based on characters from my Jim's Story series. I made these in 2002 - 2004, before I discovered flash. They were shown at Slack Video in late 2003 and gained a very small fan base, since then the fan base has been upgraded to just "small". There won't be any more of these in the future. Warning: not very good. |
EPISODE 1 :: BURGER TASH :: FATPIE DEBUT |
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The Local shopkeeper "Pelk" sells new product called
chool bars and they are an instant hit! Everyone becomes addicted
to the magical snack. Around about the same time, burger-tashes
seem to be the new fad around the town of Bolingbrooke (dirty
soft moustaches with huge gaps in) The problem is, everyone's
tashes are growing at a rate of knots and people are needing
to shave every hour. Some people who don't shave start growing
huge ZZ-top beards, and then, when at a certain length, the
beards begin to get violent and lash out at people, Killing
hundreds. Jim, on the other hand is more concerned about Dishwasher
Smith, a stuck-up wanker who stole his girl and spat in his
face. To find out what becomes of this big hairy mess, watch
the damn episode. Contains foul smells and sexy violence. |
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EPISODE
2:: DANE vs POUND MAN :: CHAV INVASION |
Despite starring in his own
europop music video and becoming an international porn dealer,
Dane finds himself in deep financial trouble and figures that
it's because of "Pound Man" another entrepreneur
who runs a similar business. Dane tries to use the town's
"Smackhead" problem to his advantage with a clever
new scam, but fails. Dane learns that Pound Man is also in
similar debt so they join forces. Meanwhile a new kid called
Godphrey turns up who speaks just like Jim and steals his
friends. To find out where this strange clone came from and
why Pelk has a hospital ward built into the back of his shop
watch the damn episode. Contains adult situations and random
dancing.
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EPISODE
3:: THE DAY THE LOCAL SHOP CAUGHT FIRE :: A
FATPIE EPIC |
How
the hell did a bizarre foreign slapstick comedy bear become
so popular? How did Freddy manage to find the most annoying
friend of all time ? All I know is that Lazy Lemon created the
universe, but got enraged when he saw what happened to it after
spending the last few-thousand years in a forest. He sent a
6 armed man to burn down Pelk's shop in some attempt to get
revenge on his human creations.....so
what does this have to do with a stupid bear ? Maybe everything!
INTERESTING:
There is a chocolate bar in Canada called "Big Turk" very much like Fatpie's own Turkish shopkeeper.........Thank you to all you wonderful Canadians for sending me Big Turk bars especially Katie for sending me a whole box of them! |
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EPISODE
4:: THE GREAT SMETE :: ABORTED |
PROJECT ABORTED. SORRY
What the flying wank is "The
James Beatie Croth" ? and why does it state that "Smiling
Pete drops from the sky every morning riding a wet dog"?.......and
why does Freddy become Australian?.....and what the piss frag
pipe is a Washing Machine Emulator? find out soon........
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| PROJECT ABORTED - WATCH THE ONLY COMPLETED SCENE |
FURTHER PIE :: 2005 - |
| The Fat-Pie series may have ended but many of the characters have made the jump into other little cartoons and sketches. Smiling Pete made an appearance in Burnt Face Man, Jim appeared in The Child That Smelt Funny, Dane, Lazy Lemon and Freddy all appeared in The World Within A Sock, a series of 4 short cartoons for Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe and many of the characters make appearences in our Podcast. |
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