This is my super top secret page where I put stuff that's even more crap and pointless than the other stuff on the site. Older Whore-o entries can be found at the bottom. Today's WHORE-O is a fan-made Salad Fingers tribute. I wouldn't usually put something like this on the site, but this one is somehow SPECIAL.
From: Bigjerryj
Subject: SALLAD FINERS EPISODE
TO MR DAVDI FIRTH I HVE EMAILED U B4 ABOUT AP APISODE OF SALLASD FINERS THAT I WROTE ND U NEVR REPLYED SO I LAERND FALSH MX 2004 & I MAID IT MYSEFL. HEAR IS MY SALLAND FINGER TRIMPBUTES.
P.S. plZ PLZ PLA LET ME RITE FUTURE EPINSODES WITH U!!!